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Now it's time for the nightly sex show,
Sissy's Hot Summer.

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Tonight's provocative drama is about
three young people who live together,

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Sissy, Jack, and Janet, with the normal
problems of today's young people.

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All the sex they want, but not enough
money.

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Come with me and let's see how three is
not company there.

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Probably fucking as usual.

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Let's see.

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You know what?

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Janet's going to be really sorry she's
down on this.

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Oh, man.

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You know, man.

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He says we ever have to stop.

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Just keep going as you want.

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And you can jump.

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Oh, honey.

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Hey, Jack.

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Will you tie me up?

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Tie you up? Are you serious?

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Yeah.

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Listen, I want to be a slave.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah. Well, you... Okay.

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Tie you up. No.

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Okay, I'm going to do my feet or my
hands first.

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I'm doing both at the same time.

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Did I have my mother tell me how to roll
socks?

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Don't make it too tight.

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Like this?

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Oh, sure. Why not? Oh, my God.

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We don't know what we're doing, so it's
okay.

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The books isn't the only thing we want.

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Oh, I'm going to feel like it.

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I don't need to put one on.

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Oh,

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I love it.

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Blue is such a nice color on you.

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Thank you.

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Oh, Jack.

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Oh, just what I wanted.

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Oh, yeah.

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if I did the right thing.

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Oh, believe me.

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I'll tell you if you didn't.

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One in my sleeve.

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Oh, don't hurt me.

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That doesn't hurt.

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I'm sorry.

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sort dinner without me.

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Oh, who cares? I'll go find someone I
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I told you she'd get upset.

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Hi.

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We interrupt this program for a late
-breaking news item.

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The Masturbation Liberation Front has
just announced the takeover of four

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-producing plants in Western Germany.
This makes 11 condom plants held by the

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MLF. At this date, stay tuned for
further updates.

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This is Harry Goldenrod for WYSEX News.

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Poor Janet, left out of another menage a
trois.

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Oh, well, you can't win them all. But
then again, you can't lose them all

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either.

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Is Janet mad at her roommate?

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We'll see.

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But I think they have a few more
problems to worry about that lie ahead

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Like the manager of their building, Mr.
Grover, for instance.

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Come, let's watch.

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Hello, Mr. Grouper. What's new?

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Rent's due.

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Oh.

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Haven't you been taken care of yet?

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No, I haven't. And if I don't get the
money within the next two days, I'm

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to have to rent your apartment to
someone who can.

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Oh, Stanley.

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I like the three of you, and I really
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choice.

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All the new plumbing is really breaking
me.

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Oh, I can fix your plumbing.

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You can?

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Well, don't you know I'm the best?

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Well, if you're the best, then why don't
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this mess?

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Okay.

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Oh.

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Why?

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Oh.

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These pipes are just too old to stand up
to the pressure.

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I have to fix this.

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Well, I don't know much about those kind
of pipes, but I have an expert on

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these.

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Well, if I could get this to stand up.

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Seems to be working fine down here.

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I never realized the difference a bit of
quality service can make.

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That's right.

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Without us, this building would be
nothing.

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Well, I guess with your help, I can make
do with half the rent.

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Oh, Stanley, fantastic.

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But you better have the cat, or it's out
just the same.

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Don't worry, you'll get paid.

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Well, if you two are finished, we've got
a problem.

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Well, what's the matter, Janet?

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On the way out, I ran into Mr. Groper,
and he says if we don't pay the rent in

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two days, we're out of this apartment.

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Oh. Oh, God.

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Screwed you, Mick Groper.

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Janet, I can't believe you.

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Couldn't you kind of...

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You either avoid him or get him to give
us a little time or something.

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Give me a little credit, Jack.

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I cornered him in the basement.

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But the best he'd do was cut the rent in
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Which is what we don't have.

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That's probably the best you could do.

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Oh, very funny.

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But what are we going to do?

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Oh, Janet, I'm sorry.

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Listen, we'll think of something.

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We hot stereo.

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Oh, no.

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That's my stereo.

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No, it's my stereo. I can't believe it's
stingy. We're going to be evicted.

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Besides, we probably wouldn't get more
than $100 for it anyway.

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Couldn't you get an advance from work?

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Yeah. You've got to be kidding.

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I just got an advance for a car payment.
I don't even own a car. We've been

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eating my advance.

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I don't panic, man.

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We've got to think of something.

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I mean... Relax. We'll think of
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We could... No, no, no.

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Hey.

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I've got an idea.

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Well... Let's cut it.

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Listen.

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Tomorrow evening, why don't we dress up
in our very best and take one night and

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go out hooking?

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Are you crazy? No.

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I'm liberal, but I'm no hooker.

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Chrissy, that's just a little bit
drastic. It's not. Will you

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listen? Each one of us could go out and
turn one trick, one or two tricks even,

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and we'd have enough money for the rent.

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Chrissy, you're talking about hooking.

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Selling your body to strangers.

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I don't know.

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Well, I think about it. It sounds... We
need the money. We do need it.

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I mean, is it worse than getting
evicted?

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No.

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Well?

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What do you say?

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Well, I'm all in favor of it. Come on,
Janet.

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It's a good idea. Come on, one night.

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Well, I guess I could give it a try.

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Great. That settles it, then.

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Tomorrow night, we go to work.

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Come, ladies.

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Oh, God.

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But she's home.

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Hello? Hello, Miss Lessworthy? Yes.

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Hi. This is Jack. I'm a friend of
Barry's. Barry told me that... I don't

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how to put this. Barry said that
sometimes you like to use somebody as a

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a male escort.

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And I'm in a bit of a jam with my
landlord.

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You know, you... Are you good looking?

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Yeah, very.

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Hmm.

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Have you ever been to an adult hotel?

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You mean one of those places that does
movies?

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Yeah, but this one's a little bit more
kinky.

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Yeah, we get to watch ourselves.

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Really? That sounds like a lot of fun.

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Are you free tonight?

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Free?

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Well,

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I'm not really free, but I'm...

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That's a joke, Mrs. Lethworthy.

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How's 8 o 'clock?

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8 o 'clock is fine with me. Okay, I'll
meet you at the Hollywood Land Hotel at

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o 'clock. There'll be a room registered
in my name.

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Holly Land Hotel, 8 o 'clock.

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That's it.

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Okay.

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God, I hope I can pull this off just
once.

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Oh, this is great.

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They're your own home porno movies. I
can't believe it. What a motel.

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You like that? I've never been in one of
these motels.

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Hi.

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Hi there.

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Nice.

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Did I ever tell you you got great kids?

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You did.

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Oh.

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Are you comfortable under there?

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Yeah.

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See,

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I didn't know it was going to be like
this.

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You know, I've never done this before. I
mean, I've done this, but I've never

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done this before.

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Mmm.

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Oh yes!

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Oh, God.

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Oh, my God. If I get paid for this, I
love it.

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Oh.

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How interesting.

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Jack's first trick.

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How romantic.

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The way that guy thought he should make
a career of it.

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But then he'd probably get tired after
the 20th or 30th time. Like most guys I

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know.

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Actually, I wonder.

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Maybe I should visit him after the show
and find out.

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Well, before we get back to our
threesome,

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I'd like to tell you about one of
Dilly's newest sex toys.

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It's called an anal stimulator.

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That's right.

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An anal stimulator that fits just right
into that somebody's special back

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pocket, if you know what I mean.

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This little dandy comes complete with an
instruction booklet and an extra large

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bottle of Vaseline.

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When we come back for our next break,
I'll be telling you guys about Dilly's

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dandy.

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A total jack.

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Don't know what it is?

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Stay tuned and you will.

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Now back to our show.

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Do you ever have a feeling that things
aren't quite what you thought?

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Well, I guess that's what happened to
Sissy.

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She was just walking down the street
like any other respectable hipper when

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fairly respectable man

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asked her if she'd like to take a fairly
respectable jacuzzi.

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Well, he was right about the jacuzzi.

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But the guy, well, you might say he was
just a little on the rough side.

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I don't mean rough like in rapist. I
mean rough like unsanded wood that grows

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in the jungle.

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The big green jungle with animals and
gorillas and apes. Ah!

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Oh, well.

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Everyone's entitled to their fantasies.

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Stay tuned and you'll see what I mean.

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Jane. No, huh?

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Uh, Tarzan, be nice to Jane. Uh -huh.
Here, Jane, give Tarzan some pee -pee.

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-oh.

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Come on.

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Here, Jane.

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Get in the chair. Carson.

258
00:29:42,430 --> 00:29:43,430
Be nice.

259
00:29:44,490 --> 00:29:45,830
Carson's always nice.

260
00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:59,660
You're better than cheetah on full
night.

261
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,320
More chain.

262
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:19,980
I should never have bought cheetah that
chainsaw. Cut down half a fucking

263
00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:20,980
jungle.

264
00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:42,180
Oh, enough.

265
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,059
Sit back.

266
00:30:43,060 --> 00:30:44,200
Where is it? Get some.

267
00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:15,380
Tarzan. Oh, Tarzan.

268
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,659
Oh,

269
00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:36,040
Tarzan.

270
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,880
Oh, Jane likes Tarzan.

271
00:31:40,170 --> 00:31:41,530
Or is it like Cheetah?

272
00:31:44,130 --> 00:31:45,130
Tarzan!

273
00:31:46,190 --> 00:31:47,970
Oh, Tarzan!

274
00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:50,490
Oh!

275
00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:53,250
Oh!

276
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:54,870
Tarzan!

277
00:31:55,930 --> 00:31:56,930
Oh!

278
00:31:58,550 --> 00:31:59,550
Oh!

279
00:32:00,470 --> 00:32:05,530
Oh! But Cheetah likes boys. Well, I'm
not going to settle for Jane.

280
00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:22,530
Oh, Tarzan.

281
00:32:22,790 --> 00:32:28,890
Oh, Jane didn't know Tarzan was such a
wild man.

282
00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:36,510
No more chicks.

283
00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:42,990
I'll get careful

284
00:33:12,430 --> 00:33:13,430
Amen.

285
00:34:41,190 --> 00:34:42,270
Buy you a coconut.

286
00:34:43,070 --> 00:34:48,510
Okay. Looks like Fitzy met her Tarzan
fantasy and got a coconut to boot.

287
00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:50,250
Oh, well.

288
00:34:50,350 --> 00:34:51,730
All in a day's work.

289
00:34:52,810 --> 00:34:56,770
We'll be back to our movie in just a
minute after this short station break.

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00:35:00,550 --> 00:35:04,090
WYSEX. The station with real push. Both
in and out.

291
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The station that lubricates your mind as
well as your love life is happy to

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bring you a special program for those
truly porn viewers. Is there sex after

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fucking ten years straight?

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00:35:16,150 --> 00:35:22,110
Starring Linda Lovelace and the
incredible John Holmes. A poignant, sad

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00:35:22,110 --> 00:35:25,230
about a girl in love with her broom
handle.

296
00:35:25,530 --> 00:35:29,430
Also on WYSVX, following immediately
after.

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WYSEX's own recap of the summer sex
frolics direct from the heart of

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downtown Amsterdam.

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00:35:37,150 --> 00:35:42,070
You'll meet exciting people like Madame
Mo, the only 400 -pound hooker in the

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world. Also highlighted is Goshi
Boeing's bid at the world championship

301
00:35:46,610 --> 00:35:52,270
gangbanging. The record stands at 150
gal in one and a half hours. Boeing

302
00:35:52,270 --> 00:35:58,030
on beating that time by 30 minutes. All
coming to you on WYSEX.

303
00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:00,560
The station that gives you good fucking.

304
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,640
And now, back to Candido Royale and the
Nightly Sex Show.

305
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,500
Oh, you're back.

306
00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:10,780
Guys, remember me telling you about the
Total Jack?

307
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:13,140
Well, here it is.

308
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:19,780
Aside from this little dilly, being a
penis enlarger, it's also the best

309
00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:21,440
offer you'll ever find.

310
00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:27,620
And if you ask now, Dilly's little
dandies will also include...

311
00:36:28,140 --> 00:36:31,180
One of their special little Parisian
fantasies.

312
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,340
Now, take advantage of this offer.

313
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:41,560
All you have to do is call 1 -800 -DILLY

314
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,560
-DOO -2.

315
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:47,220
Once again, that's 1 -800 -DILLY -DOO
-2.

316
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:52,060
And you too can have the convenience of
the total jack in your own home.

317
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:58,150
And you'd better act fast. Those little
Parisian fantasies are... Going quickly,

318
00:36:58,230 --> 00:37:00,570
or is it coming quickly?

319
00:37:01,070 --> 00:37:06,070
Oh, well, back to our nightly show,
Sissy's Hot Summer.

320
00:37:07,110 --> 00:37:11,530
Now, you all know what a virgin is,
although I can't remember what I was.

321
00:37:12,510 --> 00:37:13,510
Oh, well.

322
00:37:14,350 --> 00:37:18,930
Janet, on her way to a singles ball
where she'd heard there was lots of

323
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,650
met a very handsome young man.

324
00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:26,390
Now, upon meeting him, she thought that
his nervousness was due to shyness.

325
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,720
But it wasn't. It was virginness.

326
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,220
Hard to believe.

327
00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:32,840
Just watch and see.

328
00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:42,780
Gee, you're cute.

329
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,920
But what do you want?

330
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:50,840
You can have everything.

331
00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:53,880
I don't know what I want.

332
00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:03,250
What's your favorite?

333
00:38:04,470 --> 00:38:05,470
I don't know.

334
00:38:08,050 --> 00:38:09,270
Do you like head?

335
00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:12,890
What's head?

336
00:38:14,150 --> 00:38:16,070
You don't know what head is?

337
00:38:16,830 --> 00:38:19,950
I've never been with a woman before.

338
00:38:21,270 --> 00:38:23,510
You've never been with a woman before?

339
00:38:24,610 --> 00:38:29,550
I've never seen a woman before.

340
00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:33,460
How old are you?

341
00:38:34,620 --> 00:38:35,620
26.

342
00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:41,300
Well, baby, I'm going to make that wait
all worthwhile.

343
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,660
Doesn't that feel good?

344
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,560
It does.

345
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,380
Like there's lips around your collar?

346
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,340
Yes.

347
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:15,260
I've got a lot of tics

348
00:39:15,260 --> 00:39:16,280
I can do. Yeah.

349
00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:20,920
First we're going to do the missionary.

350
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,240
Here.

351
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:25,440
The woman's body.

352
00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:31,490
Put your cock right in.

353
00:39:32,110 --> 00:39:35,550
Look at that sound.

354
00:39:36,430 --> 00:39:37,430
Feel.

355
00:39:39,330 --> 00:39:41,550
Oh, yeah. That feels good.

356
00:39:42,390 --> 00:39:44,230
There? Yes.

357
00:39:46,490 --> 00:39:48,850
That's a nice strong dick you've got.

358
00:39:51,610 --> 00:39:58,230
Put it in that hot one.

359
00:40:01,350 --> 00:40:02,350
Don't come yet.

360
00:40:02,630 --> 00:40:04,210
I have some fun, too.

361
00:40:04,810 --> 00:40:06,230
Let me get on top of you.

362
00:40:06,590 --> 00:40:07,710
It's a good position.

363
00:40:08,050 --> 00:40:09,050
Okay.

364
00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:21,510
Don't come yet. I don't know what to do.

365
00:40:23,550 --> 00:40:24,990
I don't want to, yeah.

366
00:40:32,910 --> 00:40:34,010
Last all night.

367
00:40:34,530 --> 00:40:35,530
We can.

368
00:40:35,990 --> 00:40:36,990
You're good.

369
00:40:38,490 --> 00:40:41,750
Never had a good of a burden before.

370
00:40:44,450 --> 00:40:46,170
You're the best I've ever had.

371
00:40:47,450 --> 00:40:48,450
Thanks.

372
00:41:12,230 --> 00:41:13,230
Another fun trick.

373
00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:14,990
You ever done a froggy stall?

374
00:41:15,730 --> 00:41:17,870
No. How do you do that?

375
00:41:18,190 --> 00:41:19,690
You know, just sit and wait.

376
00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:22,690
I want you to think you're talking.

377
00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:24,550
Oh.

378
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:28,030
You mean, quiet?

379
00:41:28,270 --> 00:41:29,310
Yeah, it's very important.

380
00:41:31,570 --> 00:41:32,570
Oh, that's good.

381
00:41:44,830 --> 00:41:46,370
No. No.

382
00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:41,420
You imagine, a 26 -year -old virgin.

383
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:45,060
Well, hopefully, Janet Brokerman, just
right.

384
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,420
I hate to see a beautiful guy like that
go to waste.

385
00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:51,040
Kind of reminds me of my last husband.

386
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Oh, well.

387
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:59,780
You know, with Dilly's fine products,
there's a new one coming in almost every

388
00:42:59,780 --> 00:43:04,840
minute. Why, they just brought me two
brand new ones for the last episode of

389
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,080
Sissy's Hot Summer.

390
00:43:06,710 --> 00:43:10,350
But I won't tell you about the super
duper one until the end of the show.

391
00:43:15,030 --> 00:43:21,270
But meanwhile, girls, take a look at
this.

392
00:43:22,150 --> 00:43:26,770
Two ends for two holes. Here, let me
try.

393
00:43:38,990 --> 00:43:39,990
See now.

394
00:43:42,290 --> 00:43:43,290
Oh,

395
00:43:44,470 --> 00:43:48,230
my fist little dandy really hits the
spot.

396
00:43:48,950 --> 00:43:51,870
Or, I mean both spots.

397
00:43:56,530 --> 00:44:03,270
Oh, gosh. Well, I think that Jack's
getting ready to

398
00:44:03,270 --> 00:44:06,530
turn another trick, so we better get
back.

399
00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:11,980
Of course, I think I'm in a tub, but not
until the end of the show.

400
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:17,120
Well, take it away.

401
00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:24,740
So anyway,

402
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:31,560
I went to South France when I was in
college with a big tour group.

403
00:44:32,380 --> 00:44:36,180
Oh, because it's so terribly touristy
these days.

404
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:40,540
Yeah, I kind of thought it was a little
too many people myself.

405
00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:51,100
Then again, in the off -season, it does
have that certain ambiance.

406
00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:53,600
Yeah, kind of like Newport Peak.

407
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:54,960
Oh, really?

408
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,320
The continent's the only place to be
special.

409
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:00,840
Oh, really?

410
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:05,720
By the way, I have something I'd like to
show you.

411
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:08,500
Well, I always liked Grant.

412
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,660
You have a couple hours, don't you?

413
00:45:11,140 --> 00:45:14,260
I certainly might be able to arrange.

414
00:45:16,740 --> 00:45:18,380
I have all night.

415
00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:20,620
Pardon me.

416
00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:23,060
Yes.

417
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,260
Oh, my word, young man.

418
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:36,560
Your flesh is like burning steel.

419
00:46:00,490 --> 00:46:03,230
That is good as the continent, my lady.

420
00:46:03,450 --> 00:46:06,830
Oh, it's better than anything I've ever
felt in my life.

421
00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:44,050
Come for me.

422
00:46:44,150 --> 00:46:45,270
Come for me.

423
00:47:35,419 --> 00:47:36,419
Suck it.

424
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:37,760
Oh, yeah.

425
00:48:15,340 --> 00:48:16,340
And you do it.

426
00:48:50,129 --> 00:48:51,990
You like it?

427
00:48:56,810 --> 00:49:00,510
Oh, yeah.

428
00:49:11,130 --> 00:49:12,450
Oh, yeah.

429
00:49:12,890 --> 00:49:14,270
Oh, yeah.

430
00:49:26,020 --> 00:49:28,100
Oh, suck it.

431
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,360
Oh, yes.

432
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:53,640
Tight. It's been a while.

433
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,880
You didn't get anyone here on the
continent?

434
00:49:58,260 --> 00:49:59,300
Oh, what do you say, Matt?

435
00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:02,620
You didn't like any of the continent,
did you?

436
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,000
You didn't come back here and liked us?

437
00:50:14,620 --> 00:50:16,620
Beg. Don't stop me.

438
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:19,000
Beg. No, Matt.

439
00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:27,290
Say America's the only way to come.

440
00:50:28,450 --> 00:50:30,490
Say America's the only way to come.

441
00:50:31,250 --> 00:50:32,250
Say it.

442
00:50:33,570 --> 00:50:36,290
America's the only way to come. Say it
again.

443
00:50:36,570 --> 00:50:40,390
The only way to come. The only way to
come.

444
00:50:40,950 --> 00:50:42,810
Oh, God, do it, American.

445
00:50:43,770 --> 00:50:45,030
Do it, American.

446
00:50:49,740 --> 00:50:51,740
Oh, say, can you see? Say.

447
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,480
Say.

448
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:31,760
think I came.

449
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,180
Oh, well, there's more where that came
from.

450
00:51:37,620 --> 00:51:42,040
I think Jack's really all -American and
cute, don't you?

451
00:51:42,620 --> 00:51:45,340
But not as cute as Sissy's next trip.

452
00:51:45,820 --> 00:51:50,120
Why, that little girl that picked up
Sissy looked only about 16.

453
00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:56,100
That money is money, and Sissy wasn't
quite sure what she was doing.

454
00:51:56,890 --> 00:52:01,230
But she figured maybe she wanted an old
person to help her with problems with

455
00:52:01,230 --> 00:52:02,430
her boyfriend or something.

456
00:52:03,510 --> 00:52:07,810
But then why did she ask Sissy to get in
bed with her new?

457
00:52:09,270 --> 00:52:11,930
Oh, well, stick around and we'll see.

458
00:52:14,010 --> 00:52:16,070
You're such a cute little thing.

459
00:52:16,410 --> 00:52:18,370
You remind me of a cutie doll.

460
00:52:18,610 --> 00:52:19,850
What do you want me to do?

461
00:52:20,130 --> 00:52:21,130
Shut up!

462
00:52:21,870 --> 00:52:25,930
Oh, I'm going to tie you up.

463
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,280
Break you.

464
00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:29,100
Give me those hands.

465
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:31,440
Come back here.

466
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,300
Tie you up.

467
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,520
Tie you up. Don't you move.

468
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,160
Yeah.

469
00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:07,240
I'm looking to go in.

470
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:44,200
Stick your finger in there.

471
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:46,780
Oh, yeah.

472
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:52,320
Oh,

473
00:54:53,120 --> 00:55:02,700
it

474
00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:03,980
is so good.

475
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,760
Tremblay! Oh,

476
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,240
laughter.

477
00:56:41,260 --> 00:56:43,040
Oh, yeah.

478
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,160
Oh, yeah.

479
00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:51,060
Fucking puppy.

480
00:57:02,509 --> 00:57:03,509
Yeah.

481
00:57:06,150 --> 00:57:07,150
Oh,

482
00:57:07,270 --> 00:57:14,030
yeah.

483
00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:20,890
I'm going to eat you.

484
00:57:45,259 --> 00:57:46,259
Yes.

485
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,860
Fuck on that pussy. Eat it.

486
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,480
Get that tongue over me.

487
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:57,820
Ooh, yeah.

488
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,140
We'll be right back after a quick
station break.

489
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:18,820
An important update on the activities of
the Masturbation Liberation Front. A

490
00:59:18,820 --> 00:59:22,540
spokesman for the MLF has demanded that
the Bond government release two

491
00:59:22,540 --> 00:59:27,800
prisoners being held for flashing and
nudist crimes to the MLF in exchange for

492
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,760
the 11 condom factories now being held.

493
00:59:30,140 --> 00:59:36,600
Demands also include a 747 jet with 50
harem dancing girls in it to fly them to

494
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:41,100
Morocco, where they intend on seeking
refuge from the male -oriented

495
00:59:41,630 --> 00:59:46,350
and setting up, as the spokesman for the
MLF explained, the world's largest free

496
00:59:46,350 --> 00:59:50,930
sex swing club, located somewhere in the
middle of the Sahara Desert.

497
00:59:51,350 --> 00:59:55,270
Good luck, guys. We at WYFEX are all
behind you.

498
00:59:55,630 --> 00:59:58,410
This is Harry Goldenrod for WYFEX News.

499
00:59:58,650 --> 01:00:01,630
Now back to Candida Royale and the
Nightly Sex Show.

500
01:00:02,390 --> 01:00:05,870
Well, Sissy, Jack, and Janet have done
what they set out to do.

501
01:00:06,170 --> 01:00:10,030
They've made lots of money, and that
should make old girl for real happy.

502
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:15,320
But listen, they just put in that new
super -duper dandy, and you're not going

503
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:17,260
to believe it. They're setting it up in
the studio.

504
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:22,800
So stay tuned, and we'll be coming back
after the climactic end of the movie.

505
01:00:23,140 --> 01:00:24,420
Take it away, kids.

506
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:33,440
Hi, girls.

507
01:00:33,660 --> 01:00:35,700
Hello. How'd it go tonight?

508
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:37,300
Great.

509
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:40,760
Here comes Mr. Groper.

510
01:00:42,220 --> 01:00:46,100
Hello, Mr. Groper. Hi, Mr. Groper. How
are you three? Had a late night, huh?

511
01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:50,680
Yeah, but it was worth it. I just hate
to get up and go to work tomorrow

512
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:56,060
morning. Oh, and speaking of work, which
reminds me of money, which reminds me

513
01:00:56,060 --> 01:00:59,240
of me, do you happen to have the rent
money you owe me?

514
01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:01,400
Sure. Oh, you do?

515
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:05,560
Sure, we've got some for me. You've got
some money? And she's got some here.

516
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:09,260
Look here, you're not going to... That's
it. There we go.

517
01:01:09,710 --> 01:01:13,890
And we got... You got a knob.

518
01:01:14,110 --> 01:01:15,110
All right.

519
01:01:15,370 --> 01:01:18,950
There you are, Mr. Grover. That's some
from each one of us and a little extra

520
01:01:18,950 --> 01:01:19,950
bonus for you.

521
01:01:20,190 --> 01:01:21,510
Because you're so sweet.

522
01:01:22,210 --> 01:01:24,550
I always knew you three were a
respectable bunch.

523
01:01:31,610 --> 01:01:32,610
Brother.

524
01:01:35,950 --> 01:01:39,600
Well, Helen, I finally got the money for
those... three crazy kids.

525
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:43,480
Stanley, you little devil. How'd you get
it?

526
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:45,520
I don't know.

527
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,540
I wonder how they got it.

528
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:53,640
Well, I wouldn't worry about them, but I
think you deserve a little... Helen,

529
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:54,700
what are you doing?

530
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:57,820
My God.

531
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:01,920
I just knew it.

532
01:02:02,140 --> 01:02:03,820
Oh, you're a devil.

533
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:05,200
Yeah?

534
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:10,520
Oh, Helen.

535
01:02:11,620 --> 01:02:12,620
Oh,

536
01:02:14,260 --> 01:02:15,540
you're like a fine...

537
01:03:51,470 --> 01:03:52,890
You know I like a dog, don't you?

538
01:03:53,990 --> 01:03:54,990
Yes, baby.

539
01:03:55,010 --> 01:03:58,330
You fuck me. You fuck me good, Stanley.

540
01:04:35,089 --> 01:04:36,490
Okay.

541
01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:28,740
Well I

542
01:05:28,740 --> 01:05:37,480
had

543
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:42,080
this guy who came out of the bathroom in
a loincloth doing the worst impression

544
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:43,660
of Tarzan I've ever seen

545
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:46,920
Oh, yeah?

546
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:49,560
Well, I had a 26 -year -old virgin.

547
01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:51,900
You've got to be kidding.

548
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,440
He said he'd never even seen a nude
woman until he had me.

549
01:05:55,820 --> 01:05:57,760
And he must have walked around with a
white cane.

550
01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:59,320
What about you, Jack?

551
01:06:00,820 --> 01:06:06,080
Oh, it was great. I went into this bar
and got groped on by a couple of guys

552
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:09,980
then found out that that was one of
those, you know, Mr. Groper thinks I am.

553
01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:15,110
And, uh... Then I got together with this
lady who was... She came back from

554
01:06:15,110 --> 01:06:17,290
Europe. Oh, pain in the ass.

555
01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:20,510
Real, real bitchy broad. But she was all
right.

556
01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:22,910
I Yankee -doodled her out of her mind.

557
01:06:23,390 --> 01:06:27,150
But all in all, I mean, we got to say,
we did do all right. We made almost $1

558
01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:31,310
,000. We got Groper paid off and off our
back for a while. We got a month's rent

559
01:06:31,310 --> 01:06:33,990
paid in advance. My God, I feel like I
should go to Europe.

560
01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:36,950
Yeah.

561
01:06:37,010 --> 01:06:38,010
You know...

562
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:43,060
I haven't had this much fun in one
evening in a long time.

563
01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:45,560
Oh, you look like your evening isn't
finished.

564
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:46,840
It's not.

565
01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:48,100
Neither is mine.

566
01:06:48,620 --> 01:06:49,419
Oh, good.

567
01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:52,360
This is what I wanted. Oh, take care of
me. I've worked hard tonight.

568
01:06:58,780 --> 01:07:05,760
This is fun. We

569
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,280
should do this more often. One, two,
three times every day.

570
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:14,380
Mmm, tastes good down here. Aren't you
happy you're not late for dinner this

571
01:07:14,380 --> 01:07:15,380
time?

572
01:07:41,790 --> 01:07:42,790
Oh, God.

573
01:07:43,350 --> 01:07:45,710
Put that on my toe. I love it. My lips.

574
01:07:47,090 --> 01:07:51,130
Oh, God.

575
01:07:53,930 --> 01:07:55,690
I'm glad you didn't get used up.

576
01:07:56,370 --> 01:07:58,650
Oh, I've never been used up.

577
01:07:58,890 --> 01:07:59,890
Don't move over.

578
01:08:00,470 --> 01:08:01,710
Oh, yes.

579
01:08:23,939 --> 01:08:25,500
Yeah. It's mine.

580
01:08:26,460 --> 01:08:30,160
Oh, there's plenty to share.

581
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:34,880
How's it taste?

582
01:08:35,540 --> 01:08:41,000
Great. That feels good.

583
01:08:55,579 --> 01:08:57,220
I'll guide it in.

584
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:01,359
Oh,

585
01:09:01,359 --> 01:09:08,819
that's

586
01:09:08,819 --> 01:09:09,819
good.

587
01:09:19,950 --> 01:09:21,529
Do it. Do it.

588
01:10:08,940 --> 01:10:10,640
Oh, yeah.

589
01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:15,000
Oh, good.

590
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:16,400
Good.

591
01:11:07,660 --> 01:11:08,660
Oh, yeah.

592
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,600
Wow.

593
01:11:52,940 --> 01:11:53,940
I'm going to come.

594
01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:55,480
I'm going to come.

595
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:57,400
I'm going to come.

596
01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:59,080
Oh, yeah.

597
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:26,420
Boy, oh boy, if the Gropers ever find
out how we made the rent, we'll really

598
01:12:26,420 --> 01:12:27,420
in hot water.

599
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:32,900
Hey, you know, but it was really worth
it. And it might even be worth it again.

600
01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:34,500
Boy, if Mr.

601
01:12:34,740 --> 01:12:36,880
Groper could only see me now.

602
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:39,480
Yeah, who said freeze a crowd?

603
01:12:40,030 --> 01:12:41,030
Three's not a crowd.

604
01:12:41,170 --> 01:12:42,390
Three's company.

605
01:12:48,210 --> 01:12:53,050
Well, I hope you enjoyed this hot
summer.

606
01:12:53,410 --> 01:12:56,290
Remember the dilly -dandy I told you
about?

607
01:12:56,530 --> 01:12:58,110
Well, here it is.

608
01:12:59,830 --> 01:13:01,230
Isn't it fantastic?

609
01:13:02,670 --> 01:13:08,890
It's the latest in portable sex robots.
And it's called the Super...

610
01:13:09,580 --> 01:13:11,760
Dandy, silly, F -69.

611
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:18,720
Just slap its ears and watch it tongue
down.

612
01:13:53,230 --> 01:13:56,710
And F -69 will be coming to your house.